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Planet of the Apps E​.​P.

by Cookie

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1.
Scrutiny on the Bounty Words & Music Cooke 2020 Gather round me hearties, a tale I have to tell The captain drank the bilge water and his minds halfway to hell Its mutiny of which I speak The old sea dog is sick and weak Let’s toss him to the briny deep The little fishes have to eat We’ll drink the clap of thunder and rinse it down with rum a toast to all the scurvy dogs and lily-livered scum Give the man no quarter, no heed for class or rank Tie the hempen halter and march him down the plank Avast ye! scallys, buccaneers Peg legs, sea legs, privateers Gather round and lend your ears It’s revolution now we steer Cleave him to the brisket, hang him from the sails Feed his innards to the sharks, dead men tell no tales No prey, no pay
2.
Planet of the Apps Words and Music Cookie 2020 The curse of the young, is not knowing what it’s like to be old The curse of the old, is knowing they can never be young again Everybody living in the book of faces Last testament for hopeless cases Trout pout punctuates boots and braces Sorting out the Jacks, Queens, Kings and Aces The curse of the young, is not knowing what it’s like to be old The curse of the old, is knowing they can never be young again It’s a zoned-out zombie revolution Everybody making their contribution Wide eyed, brain dead, creeping cancer Taking the knee to the necromancer Alter ego, incognito, digging the dirt and fishing for secrets Pissing on the flames of the disconnected Swimming in the tears of the disaffected The curse of the young, is not knowing what it’s like to be old The curse of the old, is knowing they can never be young again Digging in the dirt shat forth by chancers Ending up with more questions than answers Stuck between the memes of sheep and haters It’s the best and worst of human nature
3.
You’re all talk Words and music by Cookie 2020 Empty promises idle threats No substance just silhouette, you’re all talk Your tongue flaps back your tongue flaps forth With words that make your face distort, you’re all talk You can squawk the squawk, but can you walk the walk You’re all talk You flirt with fascist you lean to the right You’re killer bark not kilobyte, you’re all talk The older I get the shorter my fuse I’ve less tolerance for squeakers like you, you’re all talk You can squawk the squawk, but can you walk the walk You’re all talk Little billy bullshit…….. Like a German shepherd with a butcher’s bone You’re busy blowing down your own trombone, you’re all talk Persecute me with your hateful sound Lashing your vile opinions around, you’re all talk You can squawk the squawk, but can you walk the walk You’re all talk You don’t like this, you don’t like that You’re up and down like a thermostat, you’re all talk You can squawk the squawk, but can you walk the walk You’re all talk Little billy bullshit……
4.
Scrutiny on the bounty Words & Music Cooke 2020 Gather round me hearties, a tale I have to tell The captain drank the bilge water and his minds halfway to hell Its mutiny of which I speak The old sea dog is sick and weak Let’s toss him to the briny deep The little fishes have to eat We’ll drink the clap of thunder and rinse it down with rum a toast to all the scurvy dogs and lily-livered scum Give the man no quarter, no heed for class or rank Tie the hempen halter and march him down the plank Avast ye! scallys, buccaneers Peg legs, sea legs, privateers Gather round and lend your ears It’s revolution now we steer Cleave him to the brisket, hang him from the sails Feed his innards to the sharks, dead men tell no tales No prey, no pay
5.
You’re all talk Words and music by Cookie 2020 Empty promises idle threats No substance just silhouette, you’re all talk Your tongue flaps back your tongue flaps forth With words that make your face distort, you’re all talk You can squawk the squawk, but can you walk the walk You’re all talk You flirt with fascist you lean to the right You’re killer bark not kilobyte, you’re all talk The older I get the shorter my fuse I’ve less tolerance for squeakers like you, you’re all talk You can squawk the squawk, but can you walk the walk You’re all talk Little billy bullshit…….. Like a German shepherd with a butcher’s bone You’re busy blowing down your own trombone, you’re all talk Persecute me with your hateful sound Lashing your vile opinions around, you’re all talk You can squawk the squawk, but can you walk the walk You’re all talk You don’t like this, you don’t like that You’re up and down like a thermostat, you’re all talk You can squawk the squawk, but can you walk the walk You’re all talk Little billy bullshit……

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Written and recorded during lockdown 2020, my original intention was to create a full album worth of songs written on bass and drum loops only but as often happens other stuff got in the way, so I ended up with these three only. No guitars suffered what so ever in the making of these songs…..

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released August 6, 2022

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Cookie Nottingham, UK

Born and raised in the Shire of Nottingham, England.

Punk found me in my youth and shaped my life.

Played in bands Solvent Abuse and The Little Pigs, now just me and the six string.

Continually evolving music wise, it bores me to stand still!

Punk continues to shape my life.
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  • Jun 27
    Los Angeles (LA), CA

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